I'm posting this profile portrait to prove a point.
I think you'll agree that I am quite handsome enough.
And that Gail is wrong to think my looks could be enhanced were I to allow her to approach my face with clippers, scissors, stripping knife or any other evil instrument of torture.
And that I am fully justified in attempting to bite her hand should she attempt any procedure other than a gentle brush of the beard, and then only if I am given a 'high value' treat to chew during the facial grooming process.
Am I right or am I right?
