Gosh there are already so many matters to worry about in today's world. I really didn't need another thing to add the list.
On Monday morning, on the way back from our weekend in Ayr, Gail and I stopped for a leg stretch in the small town of Auchterarder, and I was most concerned to see this warning sign on the main street.
Well, my owner Gail is not exactly skinny, but she is relatively thin and now I'm all anxious that she might fall into the 'kidnap-vulnerable' category.
Who would feed me and take me for walks and give me morning cuddles if she were to be taken hostage?
How ever would I raise the ransom?
Oh dear. It seems the only way I can mitigate the risk is by encouraging her to up her cake consumption.
More pies apparently might also do the trick...
So that's Gail's winter diet sorted!
