Dear DB,
I hope you don't mind me writing to you out of the blue like this but, having had your lovely owner Marse staying with us here in Scotland for the past two weeks, and having heard much about your, er, 'activities', I feel I now know you rather well despite us not having met.
First of all, I feel must apologise for a terrible error I made a few weeks ago on this blog, when I
posted a photo which I thought was of you but turns out not to be. The fault is entirely Gail's. To rectify this error, I have posted a genuine, Marse-certified image of your handsome self at the top of this post.
Well DB, I must say you lucked out when you were adopted by Marse. This lady gives mighty fine back massages and belly rubs and plays a mean tug-of-war, as I am sure you are well aware. I have a suspicion that, had Gail not been in the habit of intervening with spoilsport statements like "please don't wind him up any further" our playtime could have been even more exciting...
I have noticed that Marse, like Gail, is an enthusiastic hill walker, and this of course is much to be commended. On this topic DB, and with all due respect to a dog who is my senior by about a year, may I be so bold as to offer a word of advice?
When Gail was driving us to the start of our hikes in Torridon, I overheard Marse comment favourably, perhaps even a tad incredulously, about how quiet and well-behaved I was in the back of the car. I think the implication here is that car rides in your presence are not quite so peaceful. So my suggestion is that you could consider toning down the backseat barking a few decibels, as then you would be a more welcome passenger and might get to go on even more adventures in your beautiful home state of Washington.
It certainly works for me in Scotland.
Well that's about all for now. I do believe that Marse and her friend Nikki are flying back across the Pond today. How sorry I shall be to see them go, although I am sure you, DB, will be pleased to have your owner home safe and sound. Oh and if she tries to tell you any bad things about me and my ball-stealing exploits in the park, I feel I can trust you to adhere to the canine honour code and pretend you did not hear...
Toodle-oo!
Nobby.