Or should it be "Send in the Clones"?
It's not often I see my owner smile, then gasp, when she's reading about the prospect of yet another ultra-conservative libertarian nutter winning a major election.
But then Gail showed me this picture from Argentina.
What do you think Nobby, she asked?
I said he looks a decent sort of a chap, do tell me more about him.
Well it seems the human in the photo is called Javier Milei, and he is the current front-runner in the forthcoming presidential elections in Argentina.
The dogs are his four bull mastiffs, Murray, Milton, Robert and Lucas, all named after right wing economists.
Hmmm, this is beginning to sound just a tad bit weird.
That's not the half of it, Gail tells me. All the dogs are exact genetic copies of 'Conan', Mr Milei's beloved pet who died in 2017. The clones were created in a lab in upstate New York.
And apparently this animal-loving politician consults his "four-legged children" on matters of election strategy.
Suddenly, our politics in the UK is looking a little less strange...
Gail wonders whether all the dogs get on well together, and if they are similar in temperament to each other and to their 'parent' dog. And which one of them would take up the post of 'First Dog' if Milei wins the election. Can he even tell them apart?
I, Nobby, am thinking about all the excellent advice I could offer my country's leaders, should they ever care to ask...
