The wonders of a wiry coat

When your owner decides to take you on a walk along an overgrown path beside the cliffs, 

and down to a tranquil and rarely visited beauty spot, 

and she is only wearing a pair of lightweight summer trousers, and to reach your destination you both have to battle through bracken and brambles and stinging nettles and prickly gorse bushes and thistles and more,

then your owner might just end up envying your dense and wiry wire-haired fox terrier furs!